[Missing Santa] Mrs. Claus Finding

Do I have any business with you?

Hmm, Santa Claus? I've never heard of that name. Find somebody else who could answer your question.

If not, just do what you were planning to do.

Oh? Aren't you the one who asked me about Santa Claus some time ago? Hmm, you just don't know how to give up, do you? Well, alright then!

BUT! I won't say a thing about Santa Claus unless I first figure out a few things about you. So, if you wouldn't mind, indulge me in a quick test and I'll judge your qualifications. Please come talk to me again when you are ready for my pop quiz.