Anger Management

Whoaaohaoha grakahakakah!!!

U-umm... what's the matter? Please calm down.

Are you trying to kill me?! Are you the red specter of death come to end this old man?!

I wouldn't fight you. You're old and weak.

You're working for that she-devil in the capital, aren't ya?! Poisonous cookies from a venomous snake!

Uh, I was just told to bring you a cookie. I haven't talked to any snakes or devils.

You were FOOLED, you rube! She's too smart to blurt out, 'take this poisonous death cookie to an old helpless man'! You have to use your MIND if you want to kill me!

Hahaha! I don't want to kill you, old man! I want your help.

My help? If that fox sent you, I know why, but I'm going to make you PAY for almost killing me.

Eurenth looks super upset. I better calm him down WITHOUT my fists.

What do I do with this old man? Maybe I should let him sit for a while before his heart explodes.

I have nothing to say to you...

Old guy, I need your help.

You want my help, you can start by addressing me properly! But first, you tell me who you are.

People call me Kaiser.

That would explain the terrible outfit. I knew your predecessor. Now THERE was a hero. I think I'll give you a few tasks to see how crummy you are compared to him...