[Halloween] Attack of the Zombies

You may call me the Masked Gentleman. All you need to know about me is that I live in a Haunted Mansion and I'm oozing with style.

Do you have time for a story of horror and spookiness?

Then prepare yourself for a tale of unending terror! Actually, that one is pretty long. Prepare yourself for a tale of minor inconvenience!

You heartless monster! You're not invited to my masquerade ball anymore. I don't know that we're still HOLDING the masquerade, but you're definitely not invited.

Hold on to your shorts, because it's story time! My yearly Halloween Masquerade is under attack by hideous zombies. If they were more attractive, I wouldn't be concerned, but these homely ghouls have gotten their nasty hands all over the catering setup in my basement.

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How did zombies get in your mansion?

I don't know, a disgruntled werewolf, teleporting ghosts? This mansion is HAUNTED. Crazy things happen all the time, especially around Halloween.

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Is that bad? It sounds bad.

Nobody is going to want to eat snacks covered in zombie fingerprints... or fingers. Will you go clear them out of there so that the masquerade can begin?

Oh, and a few of my less fortunate guests are stuck in the basement. I'll give you a coin if you help them before they get eaten.