Threat of the Red Goblins

Sigh, what can I do? Is there no one who can rid the world of this evil? No... If evil exists in the world, then that means good must also exist. There must be someone who can oppose this evil. That person is...you!

(Huh? What?! What is this guy talking about?)

Yes, you have been chosen to protect the people from the threat of the Red Goblins! After many years of meditation and discipline, I have learned to recognize the powers and abilities of people. I am sure you are the one. Now, go stop those dangerous Red Goblins from tormenting the people in #950100000!

(But why me...? Argh... I guess I'll have to do it.)

Ha! I knew you would believe.

If you defeat 100 Red Goblins and recover 50 axes, which they use as weapons, they will begin to see that hurting people will not be condoned. I will be waiting for you here.

Just in case you're unaware, Chan knows the way to the Red Goblin Caves. Talk to him and he will send you there.

You still don't seem to understand your true mission. Meditate, and you shall find the path you must travel...

Ah, you've eliminated the Red Goblins and recovered their axes. I knew I was right about you... Heh.

Maybe the Red Goblins will back off for now, but they will return to their violence again after 1 hour has passed. I'm sure another brave warrior will come along to stop them...

I see that you haven't yet been able to eliminate 100 Red Goblins and recover 50 Red Goblin Axes. Do not worry. I trust that you will accomplish your mission. Now, go see Chan.