[Valentine's Day] Return of the Lame

Finally! There you are! Ughhhhh...

Somebody stab my eyes out, please.

It's so gross. The Couple Monsters are back, and they're all over each other. It makes me throw up in my mouth just thinking about it.

For the good of the entire world, those Couple Monsters must be destroyed! AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M SINGLE AND JEALOUS AND SUPER LONELY.

Ugh, don't tell me you're one of those lamers in a "happy relationship"...

Check your Quest Log to see where the Couple Monsters are cozied up. You should also check their levels before you head out there.

You'll only get credit for hunting Couple Monsters near your level, okay? That means monsters that are less than 11 levels below or 21 levels above you.

HEY, weren't you supposed to defeat some Couple Monsters for me?