Jewel of the Desert

Another rumor hunter, eh? Well you're not gonna beat ME to the blindingly ravishing Queen of Ariant, 阿烈达. I got here first! Soon, my eyeballs will pop like boiled grapes at the first glimpse of her regal beauty!

However, I suppose I could let you go first if I were properly motivated. Besides, it wouldn't do for an artiste like myself to be blinded in the middle of becoming an art juggernaut!

Maybe YOU should go paint a portrait of the queen. Don't worry, even your clumsy, chimpanzee-level brushwork should be able to capture her essence.

Excellent! I'll be here with a nice pair of sunglasses and a cane for when you come tumbling back down the stairs!

I thought you were prepared to achieve greatness. Oh well, eyeballs, it was nice knowing you...

What are you waiting for? Do you want to see forever?!