JM From tha Streetz's Take

Then suddenly, they started stealing things. We're talking about five-finger discounts here and there. But it's weird, because no one seems to know exactly what they stole. Word on tha street is that they recently stole something belonging to the Dark Lord. That's probably the reason he's so eager to catch them....

I find it interesting, too, that the Dark Lord won't say what was stolen. Whatever the case, there are a few people around town who aren't too happy with the Dark Lord for not being able to catch them. They just wouldn't tell you face to face.

That's all the info I got for ya. What...? You want to know the Dark Lord's age?

Well, in that case, you oughta talk to Mr. Pickall. He might know the Dark Lord's age.

Did I hear you wrong? If you don't need anything, go away!

You have something you want to say to me? What is it?

How old is the Dark Lord?

The Dark Lord's age? Heh, funny thing is, you're not the first to ask. Well, before I answer, let me clarify. Some people from out of town think that there's only been one Dark Lord, but that's not the case. The Dark Lord, in fact, is a title that refers to the master of Kerning City.

I thought I told you to ask Mr. Pickall for the Dark Lord's age.