Opening Nolbu's Gourd

What? What do you want from me? If you want to ask me for a favor, then get lost! I don't have time to listen to your 'request'!

Fine! I don't want anything to do with you, either!

Did you fix a swallow's leg by any chance?

Someone told me to give you this seed.

A swallow? Right, right. I did fix its legs before. You're telling me this seed is for me? Haha, alright, then. Okay, while you're here with the seed, can you do me a favor and plant it on my roof? And once it yields the gourd, open it and bring me whatever that's inside, okay?

Haha... wonder what kind of expensive jewelry is inside the gourd... hey, what are you doing standing there? Go up there and plant the seed right now! What's taking you so long?

You're telling me that's too much? This is why the outsiders cannot be trusted...

Get out! Leave!

Okay, so did you open the gourd? What came out of it? How big's the jewelry?

Just this piece of paper.

What? That can't be! Give me that paper! What's this? Warrant of attachment? I need to forfeit my possessions to whoever brought this document? THIS CANNOT BE!

So I get to take all your possessions? What should I take?

NO! NO! This represents everything I have!

Oh my... I am RUINED! I am BROKE! NOOOO!

Hey, the seed dropped!

Hey! Plant that seed on the roof just right, okay?!

I told you to open the gourd! Why are you empty-handed? Go open it right now!