[Presidential Election] Know Thyself! (Stew)

You aren't a Republican. You're a spy! I know it! And you came for our precious red ink, didn't you?!

You blue-staters think you can eat ALL the peanut butter cookies, don't you? Well you can't! Some of us can't EAT carrot cake. Even though it is the most delicious cake.

That's why I'm going to make you take a pop quiz before I let you have any of our ink. If you think your party's so great, you have to tell me everything you know about it!

Take this!

I thought you were tougher than that!

Barack Obama was born in Hawaii.

Yes

No

Alright, next question!

I thought you were tougher than that!