Too Many Streetlights

Hey you! Citizen! You have been called to assembly. Do you know who I am?

A clown?

City Hall?

No. Do you know who I am?

Indeed! I am the duly-appointed City Hall of 埃德尔斯坦. You have been summoned to serve your civic duty.

You must understand the dangers of wasting electricity, right? Our census shows that we have too many streetlights.\rMy duties as City Hall demand that I prevent this waste! You have been volunteered to eliminate 路灯s in 路灯小道, and bring me 30 路灯的灯泡s. Thank you, volunteer!

(If you accept, you'll travel to Streetlight Row automatically.)

Ha! Don't you know that you CAN'T FIGHT CITY HALL?

Eh? How DARE you, sir and/or madam! I'll have you know, I am a respected pillar of the community. In fact, I have SEVERAL pillars of the community!

Um...actually...no. I don't have you in my records anywhere. Let's ah, start over, shall we?

Excellent! You deserve a commendation and the key to the city. Of course, since you served the common good, you require no reward, correct? Now, hand over those light bulbs. I will use them for 埃德尔斯坦. For the people!

It occurs to me that your selflessness deserves SOME kind of reward. So, here! You have been granted ONE (1) light bulb, as an official token of appreciation from the city. Congratulations! Feel honored!

Now that our business is concluded, get going! You are loitering! Do not force me to pass a motion against you! I have the floor! Leave!

You have been assigned a volunteer duty for the good of the city! I have just passed a resolution REQUIRING you to stop slacking off! Go to 路灯小道 and eliminate 路灯s! Obtain 30 路灯的灯泡s!