[Advice from Dr. Pepper] A Genuine Smile

If you want to be an M-Forcer, you have to win the trust of the people, right? Everyone thinks I'm the nicest person around because I'm smiling all the time. That's what you have to learn: how to always have a Genuine Smile.

But I'm busy trying to perfect this fizzy potion to compete with that OTHER stupid soda. Go read a self-help book. Browsing through 10 copies of A Better You: Learning to Laugh at Yourself should help you learn all about faking, I mean, having a Genuine Smile.

You can get the self-help book by hunting monsters. Just don't bother with any that are over 21 levels above you. They're 'too good' to need to improve themselves.

I see how it is. Think you're better than the rest of us? NO POTIONS FOR YOU... hiccup!

Did you read the books? Sorry if I'm not paying attention. I had to make up a whole new batch of potions because I drank all of my last batch... hiccup!

You can get the self-help book by hunting monsters. Just don't bother with any that are over 21 levels above you. They're 'too good' to need to improve themselves.