[Gold Beach] Danger on the Coast

Okay, now...

Wait! You have to listen to me.

I am a very busy man, but I'm willing to listen to your drivel for approximately 35 seconds. After that, I will consume a large amount of breakfast foods.

Your boss invited me here on a vacation. That guy Little Richie sent me over to YOU to give me a tour of the place.

That... is a bit of a letdown. I was hoping these bumbling knuckleheads would have hired someone with character and dignity.

What's the matter?

I have an important call to make and this story is going to take a while. Please hold on.

Hold your tiny horses. I'll fill you in on the details in a minute.

Come back in a moment, and I will tell you everything there is to know about Gold Beach Resort.

Sorry for the wait. Let's continue our discussion.

As long as your eyes are working, you'll notice that this place appears to be paradise. In fact, we have been right on schedule since day one...

And then the Black Slimes showed up. At first I liked them. They were so good at disrupting the operations of this garish greed temple. But then... then they went too far. Do you know how much it costs to ship a single piece of bacon to this resort? They ate twenty five pounds. I... I nearly wept at the carnage.

All right, we can talk later.