[Miwok Rescue] Brave Ribbon Pig Energy

The best of days to you kind stranger, my name is Polite Greeting. Might I bother you for a moment?

It sure is nice to see you. It makes me want to tell you of my tribe's oldest legend. There was once a pig, the Bravest Ribbon Pig. She wanted nothing more than to be human, so she did what any sane human would do... she consumed only mugwort and garlic for 3 months and 10 days in a cave. Eventually, she turned into the beautiful founding chieftess of our tribe.

You're looking so well today. Almost as well as the only medal ever found befitting of such a chieftess: the 勇敢的緞帶肥肥的奇想. Would you like to see it?

Hel-looo! I can't just give it to you. You have to prove you're as worthy as our pig-goddess-tribal-founder. Maybe if you complete all six missions in the Miwok Rescue Log...

Why don't we talk more often? I almost forgot to tell you about the 嚕嚕啦啦印第安小傢伙 Chair my friends made! I just know you'll love the amazing dance routine that comes along with it.

Hello? Are you sure? You will surely regret not listening.

Hi there! Did you get through all of the Miwok Rescue Log missions?

My, don't you look--you did it?! You got through all the Miwok Rescue Log missions? Oh geez. I, uh, let me just clean this piece of junk off...

Oh, hi! I mean, it's totally the most revered item we have and I did not buy it off a very well-spoken orangutan last time I was at a swap meet. Here, you were so amazing and pig-like that you should have this 勇敢的緞帶肥肥的奇想.

Just take this and the 嚕嚕啦啦印第安小傢伙 Chair, and don't tell anybody okay?

Aw, how's your family doing? I ask, because I can't give you the reward and I don't want them to be too sad. So just all six missions in the Miwok Rescue Log and they'll feel better! Oh, and make sure your Equip and Set-up tabs have room.