Old People Squabbles

What is this? Is this supposed to be...a gift? Ugh, this man is insufferable! Even when he's supposed to be thinking of me, he only cares about his own belly! I can't stand it anymore!

Um... Chief Stan really thought that you would like these mushrooms...

Oh, come off it. When he asked you to get these, he was talking about my cooking, wasn't he? I'm tired of this. Go tell him... I don't want to live with a heartless man like him anymore!

Tell him this, verbatim. You forgot our wedding anniversary, and now you're trying to pass it off with this stupid Mushroom Cap. I'm sick of it, sick of it all!!

Hmph, if you don't want to tell him, I'll tell him myself.

What can I do for you?

I knew this would happen. I'll try to calm my mother down first. I'm guessing it won't be easy.

I can tell my parents are fighting again. Is this ever going to end?

How can he be so insensitive? He used to be so thoughtful when we were dating...