Requesting Help from Dances with Balrog

You are not the Warrior type... Have you come to mock my feathers? What? Monsters are on their way to attack 勇士之村? I will gather my warriors and face this threat. Where must we go?

I will make my way to 黑肥肥領土 at once. I used to train there, back when I first learned how to walk...

That was a good joke. Now get out of my town.