Talking Tree's Request 3

Hm. They're...not talking. Why? Why can't any of them talk? Why am I doomed to be the only intelligent tree?

Just...just forget it! No matter what I do, I can't grow taller or make the other trees shorter. I hate being a tree! I wish I was something else!

I hear that Alchemists can make all sorts of things. I hear they even make potions that can transform you into different kinds of creatures. I want to be a Green Mushroom! Bring me a Green Mushroom Transform Potion!

Sure, that's easy for you to say, you...Walky McLeggerson!

Is that the Green Mushroom Transform Potion? Give it, give it! I'll drink it and shed this tortured arboreal existence!

I...I'd like to do this on my own. Thank you for everything. Now go away.

What, no Green Mushroom Transform Potion? Get your Alchemist friend to help me out!