The M-Files

Nice to meet you. I'm Agent Falcon. I work for the Maple Bureau of Investigation. Think you could spare a second to help out on a paranormal investigation?

Yea right. Are you sure this isn't some kind of joke?

MBI, huh? You guys suck. I hope you stay lost.

I assure you it's not. We at the MBI do not have a sense of humor... at least one that we're aware of. So, here's the situation: I'm trying to apprehend a dangerous ghost who goes by the alias of Mr. Bones. I've been on his trail for a while, and just when I thought I had him, he scared the bejeebus-I mean, caught me by surprise, and I dropped my Paranormal Activity Report. Now the pages are strewn all over this place! Crafty bugger. My rather extensive report contained all the information I've gathered on my target's movement patterns, possible hiding spots, favorite disguises. Without my notes, I'm lost! Can you help me?

I've been able to find some of the pages of my report, but I don't have enough data to work with anymore. The bigger problem is I think those annoying 貪吃鬼s around here have been eating them! Er... I don't know how you're going to get those pages out of them, but if I can get enough of those pages back, I can put my report back together and pick up Mr. Bones' trail again. 50 more should be enough to get me back on track!

Sorry to hear you say that---but I guess it goes with the job. <Sigh> No one seems to like authority figures. Come back if you change your mind...

Sorry to hear you say that---but I guess it goes with the job. <Sigh> No one seems to like authority figures. Come back if you change your mind...

Now I can go get some answers from this spook! Thanks a bunch. Here... take this.

I cooked these Smores while I waited for you. Eat up and enjoy! I'm off to get Bones!

Making your way there, I see. You haven't got them all yet---remember, I'll need at least 50 超自然活動報告s to continue the hunt. I'll be here waiting!