One of my assistants was trying to sabotage me! He knocked over my ink pot while I was balancing it on my nose and now we can't print any promotional materials! Obviously, I fired him, but we still need that ink! I think there was some over by the catering tables...

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You really have the American spirit!

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Do I have to fire you too?!

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I knew you were a true patriot!

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You're a real red-blooded little helper! Keep this up, and I'll give you something great!

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Every bald eagle in America is going to cry when they find out how unhelpful you are.