Everything was going fine until those aliens waltzed in here and started loitering around with their ray guns and their space heads... which was completely within their rights as American citizens, but come on! The only truly patriotic thing for you to do would be to go kick all of their behinds back into space.

That's what George Washington would have wanted, right?

Reply to “Yes”

Go give those aliens a little taste of the old stars and stripes.

Reply to “No”

You, sir or madame, are a communist. Right? I'm just guessing.

Turning in the quest

You don't look very tired from alien-beatings. I think you might want to head back.

Reply to “Yes”

The world will remember you as the person who single-handedly saved democracy... at a small-time presidential debate.

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Are you SCARED of aliens sneaking into your bedroom at night to exact their evil revenge? Seriously?