Paper. I need, you need it, we all need it. And I need a lot of it right now, because the print outs I've been making on my old undies haven't been so popular. Can you unbox some paper in the Speaking Hall?

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Thank goodness. My wife has been complaining about all the extra laundry.

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I suppose I can deal with a few more pairs of my patriotic knickers in the wild.

Turning in the quest

Nice! Punctual, precise, patriotic!

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You're a real red-blooded little helper! Keep this up, and I'll give you something great!

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Don't get lazy on me. My rear end depends on it!